Have a prize wrapped up. Hand it to the hostess. Now read this poem and watch your guests go crazy!
- You thought all the gifts were meant for you. But I have other items too. So hold up this gift and look around, and give it to the one with eyes of brown.
- You think you are the lucky one, but let us all share in the fun! Look around with eyes discreet, and give it to the one with the smallest feet.
- Your feet are tiny and very small. Now hand it to someone very tall.
- Please, take your time and don't be harried. Give it to the one who is longest married.
- You must be proud of your married life, now pass this on to the newest wife.
- Of this parcel you are bereft, give it to the one on your left.
- The largest earring I'm looking for now, if you're wearing them, step up with a bow.
- Now to the person with buttons-- big or small, any kind, the most you can find gets the gift at this time.
- Now don't get cross and please don't fight, but pass it to the lady third on the right.
- We should stop now, don't you agree? The gift is yours to open and see.
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